On the ninth day of Christmas...

We started the day with crazy talk by the NRA blaming the media for violence and wanting all schools to have armed policemen.

Crazy talk... Absolutely crazy talk.

Thank god the universe righted itself with most of the population rejecting the proposal. It even put a cherry on top of its forgiveness by bringing old friends together.

Cheers y'all. The world, while a bit fucked up, ain't all that bad.